Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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