we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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