If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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