big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i love accidental penises.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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