Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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