I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
