her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize