I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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