operation harelip BJ is a go
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize