CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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