thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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