New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
