it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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