I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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