yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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