butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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