speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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