Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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