its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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