Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i barfeds in our rink
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
