i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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