i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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