Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you mean i was at the winter classic?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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