You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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