I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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