The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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