that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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