So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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