Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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