Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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