Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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