so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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