i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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