I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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