My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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