Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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