I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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