a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize