Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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