clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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