Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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