awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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