I wish i was in the wii world.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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