I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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