no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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