Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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