So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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