I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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