Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm both gender and math confused
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
His nipple licking is glorious
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