I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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