The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
