he shaved USA in his pubs
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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