I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
