Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I have aggressive nipples.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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