can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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